For a gay guy, it’s kind of transgressive to only kiss on a first date. It’s sexy not to know what’s going on underneath the pants and just keep it to mouth stuff. I also like going to the club with someone I love, doing a little molly, and making out. That’s really sweet and fun to me.
I have a clubbing speed round.
Okay. Let’s do it. Then I have to run upstairs.
Who is the worst type of person to party with?
A Debbie Downer.
Who’s the best type of person to party with?
An Olivia Upper.
The club attire you’re tired of seeing?
Strappy. We’ve seen it. Strappy and midriff. We’ve seen it.
What are your clubbing closet staples?
I’m such a gay guy. I think a white tank top is hot and looks good. A black tank top, too. Shorts. Athletic shorts are so hot at the club.
Favorite hour to be at the club?
3:00 to 4:00 a.m. I think it’s a really cool hour. Things get a little loosey-goosey, but not cracky.
That’s when Innit Babes is happening.
That’s when you want loosey-goosey, not cracky.
Cracky-wacky.
Loosey-goosey, not cracky-wacky. You’re not only learning lingo, you’re inventing it. I’m helping gay culture. You’re really pushing the culture forward.
Drink of choice?
An espresso martini at the club is kind of a vibe.
That doesn’t conflict with the mundle or the trundle?
If you’re doing G, you can’t drink anything. If I’m being real, a crisp Diet Coke. Or a mate. In Berlin, they have Club-Mate. Mate and vodka is really nice.
Favorite post-club snack? This is where our interests can overlap.
You know what? I like a soup. Something nourishing, like a vegetable soup or pho. You want to go fried, but your body actually wants something nourishing.
