Jennifer Lopez rom-coms are like slices of pizza: even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good. Office Romance, the brand-new Netflix romp that stars Lopez and Brett Goldstein as a no-nonsense airline CEO and the British lawyer she hires to defend her against frivolous lawsuits, is admittedly not, uh, great, but listen—they can’t all be Monster-in-Law or The Wedding Planner.
Below, find absolutely every thought I had about Office Romance:
- I wonder how much it costs to use “You Sexy Thing” by Hot Chocolate in the opening of a movie these days?
- I mean, Netflix famously has the cash.
- The concept of J.Lo being “way more charming over email”…unlikely!
- That’s not shade aimed at J.Lo’s emails (I’m sure they’re great), just a nod to how effervescent she is!
- Having to clarify that a work dinner is not a date, mid-work dinner…oof.
- Is that Nikki Glaser, or a different blonde woman?
- It’s a different blonde woman. Sorry, all.
- Getting-scabies-from-an-ex representation!
- Actually, I got scabies from a friend’s ex who slept on our couch, but potato, po-tah-to.
- I know I’m not supposed to like this drunk protein bar-eater, but I do.
- Just once, I want to yell “Dessert is on me” to an entire restaurant and actually mean it.
- All these red-flag-coded girls are so me (oversharing about IBS in the workplace, etc.).
- Betty GILPIN 💜
- I so don’t get the rom-com trope of pregnant women being eager to rush back to work once they have their baby.
- If I ever give birth, someone’s going to need to figure out how to keep me afloat in a hot tub for the rest of my life afterward.
- Bradley Whitford?
- Okay!
- “Holy shit” is honestly the appropriate reaction to witnessing Jennifer Lopez in all her backlit splendor.
- “You glow” seems like a potentially actionable thing for a lawyer to say to his female client.
- Okay, I don’t care about this airline drama.
- …Which is unfortunate, since that’s the bulk of this movie’s plot.
- I do want to fly AirCruz somewhere.
- Ibiza, ideally.
- Tuning out for this extended boner bit.
- Ah, so J.Lo is an airline nepo baby!
- British lesbian?
- Incarcerated British lesbian??
- Okay, I need to tune back in.
- I’d actually rather be called an “odd prude” than a “choosy queen.”
- “If you fuck an employee, you will lose your airline over that shit.” Relatable!
- Brett Goldstein is kind of giving sexy Mr. Bean.
- Actually…maybe Mr. Bean is sexy Mr. Bean.
- Humor is hot!
- Hey, it’s Betty Suarez’s dad Ignacio from Ugly Betty.
- Hey, it’s Buster Bluth from Arrested Development!
- Or should I say Gary Walsh from Veep.
- Ooh, J.Lo can fly planes?
- Not just deal with weird aircraft-related lawsuits?
- Ugh, really? A turbulent-flight-with-amateur-pilot plotline?
- Girl, the Love Story finale!
- Oop, I guess she’s no amateur! I’ll eat my words.
- Ugh, I want a piña colada.
- Netflix rom-com protagonists have all the luck!
- Okay, this cover of “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star rocks.
- Although it would rock harder if I were drinking a piña colada.
- Aaaaaand…sex.
- Aaaaaaand…Amy Sedaris!
- That’s actually far more exciting to me than the sex.
- If there’s one thing that’s narratively binding, it’s rom-com protagonists saying “This never happened” after boning.
- Ooh, I like Betty Gilpin’s sleeveless turtleneck maternity dress.
- Falling-in-love montage boots!
- I keep being like “How are they getting everywhere so fast?” but…right, plane-empire mogul.
- I like J.Lo in this giant Giants hoodie.
- I’m bored.
- If someone’s water doesn’t break at a comedically inopportune moment, is it even a rom-com?
- All this has me revisiting that one great Betty Gilpin essay.
- Ew! Baby!
- I mean…Aww! Baby!
- This food-truck scene is making me want to rewatch Chef.
- Can we talk about how Jon Favreau pulls Scarlett Johansson and Sofia Vergara in that movie?
- Okay, sorry, back to this movie.
- Gotta love a Sharon Van Etten needle drop!
- Did we learn why Brett Goldstein’s sister is in jail?
- Maybe while I was tuning out?
- Okay, happy ending activated.
- Followed by crude deleted-scenes credits, of course.
- Was this all expensive, carefully crafted airline propaganda?
- I still hate 2026-era planes, sorry!
