God help me, I do love a witch summit—and that’s exactly what we got in the most recent episode of American Horror Story, which featured almost enough Sarah Paulson to satisfy me. Below, find (quite literally) every thought I had about Season 13, Episode 6 of American Horror Story, titled “The Return of Devil’s Night”:
- I have no idea what I’m looking at, but I’m already scared.
- I love when Evan Peters does a Little Period Voice.
- Hotel Cortez mentioned!
- LOL at Jeffrey Dahmer discovering Grindr.
- Waymo as “headless horseman”…absolutely.
- ALEX CONSANI!
- And a bunch of chic witches!
- I like Alex with some facial piercings.
- And Madison Montgomery?
- And Queenie?
- My cup runneth over!
- Wow, amid all this star power, I somehow didn’t even notice Avantika.
- Ooh, what’s that fun green punch?
- I mean, it would probably kill me, but it looks good.
- Ugh, I love witchcraft.
- “I’m gonna watch porn and make s’mores.”
- Madison Montgomery for president!
- Cordelia/Fiona link-up?
- Please, God!
- Ugh, no, it’s just Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez.
- And that weird old-timey murderer guy.
- Cordelia!
- No!
